but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!

I didn't either so imagine my fuckin surprise

I think it was that there are no grills online.

but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways...

honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party

You gotta try farting bubbles

I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.

“And up here is the squirt catcher”.

I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.

You keep at least one hand out of the water. Maybe have a rag near the book for drying.

So communal baths are right out?

It's because the water is hot and comfortable and helps with pain, but it's boring as heck to sit there long enough to enjoy the pain relief. So you bring a book or a tablet and a snack. Or if you're extra bad at relaxing, a tablet for show, a phone for game, a sweet treat, a salty treat and a nice cool water to help with the heat

Ah, half-joking, sorry. I was thinking that I would most likely fall asleep in the water after my third blunt.

Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

Most of mine happen because I am bored.

Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.

I mostly stare into the abyss.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.