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    A friend of mine got a phone call at daft o'clock one evening from his son who hadn't turned up home.

    "Dad, can you pick me up from the city centre please?"

    Bear in mind that he lived in a smaller town 40 miles or so from the city; on a bus route that spanned two cities about 90 miles apart.

    Turns out that he had been taught how to board a bus; ask for a ticket; pay; and take a seat... but never learned how to leave a bus.

    His dad was understandably pissed off, having been kicked out of bed at midnight to do a near two-hour round trip drive to pick his lad up. He asking him why he hadn't pushed the bell to signal the driver to stop.

    "I thought they were just emergency stop buttons, and because I told the driver where I was going when I got the ticket, I thought he would stop for me... and when he didn't, I just sat and waited until the end of the line".

    Poor soul.

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    That's something I pretty frequently hear from parents with autistic childs

    You should tell your friend to watch out for other potential signs and maybe get his son checked out by a health professional

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    • I [email protected]

      There is never a reason to hug the passing lane(s).

      If you're actively passing then it's not hugging.

      If you're not actively passing then GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LANE!

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      I used to think the same before I tried driving in California (European btw) and the left lane WAS AN EXIT???

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        I had to rake a detour in an area that looked like a maelstrom hangout in cyberpunk 2077 because my gps didn't tell me which lanes i needed to be in when i crossed a junction.

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        Glad you're okay, Choom.

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        • A [email protected]

          It differs regionally.

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          Even in my tiny country. Small town bus makes stop if you stand up or someone's waiting, capital city bus makes every stop, other city bus needs to be prompted by the light.

          So I definitely missed my stop first time I took the bus in the other city lol

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          • techwithjake@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

            Saying I heard once: "Good drivers sometimes miss their exists. Bad drivers never miss their exists." Stuck with me for a very long time.

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            That's... existential.

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            • techwithjake@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

              Saying I heard once: "Good drivers sometimes miss their exists. Bad drivers never miss their exists." Stuck with me for a very long time.

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              Yeah, but that saying is absolutely brain dead, because if you take it literally it states anyone that has ever missed their exit is a good driver, which clearly isn't true

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              • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                I thought buses just stop at a station, you have to signal to the driver to stop? I've never ridden a bus before, so at least that's my main reason, but if I got on and didn't see a button or anything, I'd probably make that mistake πŸ’€

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                that's so wild. is it too personal to ask what country you're in?

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                  Yeah, but that saying is absolutely brain dead, because if you take it literally it states anyone that has ever missed their exit is a good driver, which clearly isn't true

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                  Everyone look!

                  (Crowd looks up at the sky)

                  It's Captain Pedantic here to save the day!!

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                  • P [email protected]

                    I know Luis CK has gotten a bit problematic for other reasons, but I always liked his take on this in particular.

                    Apologies as I couldn't find an original video, just this weird channel animating the original audio. But every time my wife and I are in a car and see someone cross multiple lanes to get to an exit they almost missed we look at each other and say "but that's their FAVORITE way!"

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                    Honestly, I think what he got lambasted for was almost innocent compared to all the other #metoo stuff.

                    I'm pretty sure what he did was, at the time, under the guise of a consensual sex act that the other party agreed to. Now of course there is a power imbalance and he admitted as much (His statement is here) but I found it pretty mild compared to all the wild shit happening and that happened.

                    I'll admit it's gross and he did abuse his power over those women but he owned up to it and was honest. Huge difference between jerking off with someone watching/participating and actually raping someone though and that distinction is important.

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                      It differs regionally.

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                      I think almost everywhere there are regular stops and request stops. How much each type is utilized, and how well they are differentiated, is what differs regionally.

                      Buses in Europe tend to be pretty good for this, there is an announcement that the next stop is a request stop and you have to press the stop button to disembark. (It is also explained on the information screen). Gets a bit annoying if you use the bus regularly, but makes it much better for new users.

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                      • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                        I thought buses just stop at a station, you have to signal to the driver to stop? I've never ridden a bus before, so at least that's my main reason, but if I got on and didn't see a button or anything, I'd probably make that mistake πŸ’€

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                        There are some stops where the bus always stops, and others where you have to signal the driver to stop (known as request stops). You will typically find the first kind in high density areas like cities, and the other in suburbs or in the countryside (there are even "stop areas" in some very rural places, where the driver officially must stop anywhere along it when asked).

                        The same applies to trains too, although request stops are not as common as they are for buses (and I don't know of any stop areas for trains)

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                        • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                          I thought buses just stop at a station, you have to signal to the driver to stop? I've never ridden a bus before, so at least that's my main reason, but if I got on and didn't see a button or anything, I'd probably make that mistake πŸ’€

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                          It's mostly now buttons next to the windows/on a pole connected to the seats. Rarely and mostly on older busses, there may be a cable running along the upper edge of the windows. When you trigger either one, it signals the driver to stop at the next bus stop on the route (rather than only stopping if picking someone up) to allow you to get out.

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                            I thought buses just stop at a station, you have to signal to the driver to stop? I've never ridden a bus before, so at least that's my main reason, but if I got on and didn't see a button or anything, I'd probably make that mistake πŸ’€

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                            Most stops they will only stop if someone is waiting or if someone on the buss hits the button

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                            • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                              I thought buses just stop at a station, you have to signal to the driver to stop? I've never ridden a bus before, so at least that's my main reason, but if I got on and didn't see a button or anything, I'd probably make that mistake πŸ’€

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                              I've seen the stop request signals in a lot of city buses where there's a stop every block or so. The bus will stop at bus stops where people are waiting, driving past empty bus stops, and if someone on the bus requests to stop it will stop at the next stop to let them off

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                                I had to rake a detour in an area that looked like a maelstrom hangout in cyberpunk 2077 because my gps didn't tell me which lanes i needed to be in when i crossed a junction.

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                                GPS should be able to do a better job with this by now. I can use a satellite to look at a location before I get there. Doesn’t make sense that gps can’t tell the difference between a left and right lane.

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                                  Yeah, but that saying is absolutely brain dead, because if you take it literally it states anyone that has ever missed their exit is a good driver, which clearly isn't true

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                                  Except it doesn't, you got the implication wrong. If I say "Astronauts sometimes eat apples" that does not imply that all people who eat apples are astronauts. The statement can still be true even if some/most people who miss their exits are not good drivers.

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                                    that's so wild. is it too personal to ask what country you're in?

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                                    I'm American, but like I said, I've never had to ride a bus (besides HS school buses). My sister used to ride a bus to community college, only cause she was too afraid of driving originally.

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                                      I see this all the time on the road and I just don't get it. People would rather tailgate me for miles than change lanes and go around. Someone please explain why people are like this.

                                      Meanwhile I'm changing lanes the the very moment I see a car going slower in front of me. One thing I absolutely hate is having to turn off the cruise control once it's on, and I use it everywhere, even on city streets (I drive a sports car so it's easy to accidentally speed if I don't).

                                      Edit: I don't understand these downvotes. What's wrong with using the passing lane to pass? Why am I the asshole because someone is afraid to change lanes? I already drive 15 MPH over the speed limit, and always stick to the right when I'm not passing (even though no one else in my city does this). So if you're tailgating when I'm already doing my best to be more courteous than the average person in the road, that makes me the dick?

                                      Someone please explain why this comment is triggering so many people. I really don't get it.

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                                        Still better this than to be the person who weaves across three lanes of traffic to go after their exit, or who sees the exit lane diverging and chooses... Neither, then they just stop there.

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                                        "A bad driver never misses their exit"

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          I see this all the time on the road and I just don't get it. People would rather tailgate me for miles than change lanes and go around. Someone please explain why people are like this.

                                          Meanwhile I'm changing lanes the the very moment I see a car going slower in front of me. One thing I absolutely hate is having to turn off the cruise control once it's on, and I use it everywhere, even on city streets (I drive a sports car so it's easy to accidentally speed if I don't).

                                          Edit: I don't understand these downvotes. What's wrong with using the passing lane to pass? Why am I the asshole because someone is afraid to change lanes? I already drive 15 MPH over the speed limit, and always stick to the right when I'm not passing (even though no one else in my city does this). So if you're tailgating when I'm already doing my best to be more courteous than the average person in the road, that makes me the dick?

                                          Someone please explain why this comment is triggering so many people. I really don't get it.

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                                          you have no idea how much of a-hole you sound right here. do you drive a white bmw by any chance?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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