Yeah that needs a flare on it

Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.

In the sand you say.

Honey what's wrong? You haven't touched your Corona(tm) butt plug

And be unable to use the bottle anywhere else. We already have all sorts of cup holder options for the beach; this looks like a solution in search of a problem.

This was my first thought. My second was about the beach closest to my apartment on the Puget Sound. The sand there is always wet and cold, even on a 90 degree day. This bottle design is still silly for 99% of beaches in existence, though. I just happen to live in a unicorn climate.

Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.

please just use cans at the beach.

glass ends up broken, inevitably

Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.

Ooohhh! Those should molotov up nicely!

two in the band one in the sand as I've always said.

"So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down."

"Get out..."

"No, no, that's what really happened."

"No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital."

Slap some fins on and it'll make drone delivery (of beer) more accurate at least.

It was a tragic accident while we were playing beer darts at the beach i promise!

So they didn't realize that you can already stick a normal beer bottle in the sand

A plug should have a base. That's more of a butt mortar

Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.

The sand is cool just a couple of inches down.