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    You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).

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      Not to mention it's sand... You can prop up a flat bottomed bottle into it pretty easily.

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      I just push my beer can in until it sticks. Easy money.

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        You can already stick a beer bottle in the sand. If you're determined enough, also your ass (Wikipedia, SFW).

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        My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.

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          sorry, but... does the label say "dream blindness"?

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            Is it really hard to make a classic beer bottle stand in sand? I'd think that by "screwing" it you can make the sand underneath flat enough, but i never actually tried so I'm maybe missing some obvious practical obstacle.

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            You miss nothing. This is bullshit and should not get any PR.

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              Looks like a old torpedo bottle.

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                Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.

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                people just do. it's not like there is any kind of enforcement.

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                  Shove a cold beer into hot sand. Great idea.

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                  Honestly, it might be a Chindogu

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                    sorry, but... does the label say "dream blindness"?

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                    It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...

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                      It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...

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                      that's when you get it in your eye during

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                        A plug should have a base. That's more of a butt mortar

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                        "butt mortar" is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you

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                          My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.

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                          I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.

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                            It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...

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                            Ocean Blindness?

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                              people just do. it's not like there is any kind of enforcement.

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                              LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.

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                                "butt mortar" is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you

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                                New troll metal band name for sure.

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                                  Ocean Blindness?

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                                  Ohh, that's probably what it actually is

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                                    Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.

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                                    Are there beaches that don't? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?

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                                      Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.

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                                      "Beaches that allow X" sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.

                                      Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we're talking about some inner-city "beach", but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.

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                                      • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        please just use cans at the beach.

                                        glass ends up broken, inevitably

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                                        And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives

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                                        • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives

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                                          Or

                                          Food and explosives

                                          I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.

                                          We're talking about sex toys.

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