šNo. More. Lemons. šplease. [Will Santino]
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Say the line, Cave!
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He's been squeezing the lemons, drinking the juice, and filling the bottles with piss.
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If I had that many lemons I would throw the biggest lemon party ever
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Thank you.
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I originally read the artist name as Will Sasso. I miss Vine.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor's to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him.
when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.We've got lemonade, strawbribery lemonade, grape lemonade, all-the-wrong-mango-to-jail lemonade, and pardon-me-how-could-this-insurraspberry-only-have-69-calories.
Bring your "got out of jail free" card or wear any red hat for an extra 14% off your 88th purchase.
NOW SERVING BLACKSFucking hell you guys.
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That's somehow the 3rd "life gives you lemon" comics I see this week.
Obligatory link to David Revoy's awesome work : https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/114943045552334866
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Say the line, Cave!
"When life gives you lemons, donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām the man whoās gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!ā
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"When life gives you lemons, donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām the man whoās gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!ā
You're doing Glados' work. For science. You monster.
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He's been squeezing the lemons, drinking the juice, and filling the bottles with piss.
He works at Amazon?!
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Unless life gives you water and sugar too your lemonade is gonna really suck.
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Last year, in Sapporo, I went to a bar that serves unlimited lemon highball (i.e. hard liquor) out of a tap. The whole bar is lemon-themed. It was very cheap, like $10 for 90 minutes of all-you-can-drink lemon highball or something like that. Anyway, I'm not a heavy drinker by any means, but dear god, we got blasted. I don't think I can look at a lemon again without feeling mildly nauseous.
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when life is a lemon, suck on it
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when life is a lemon, suck on it
My life arrived pre-sucked.
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My life arrived pre-sucked.
when life sucks, eat a lemon. Eat it
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"Life is like a penis most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it." - Great Philosopher Jimmy Pop
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when life sucks, eat a lemon. Eat it
Imma try making some lemonade first.
Then i have something to drink, when i eat lemons.
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If I had that many lemons I would throw the biggest lemon party ever
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"When life gives you lemons, donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām the man whoās gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!ā
So I just found out, that APPERENTLY, a LEMON, isn't naturally occurring, and is a hybrid by CROSSBREEDING a BITTER ORANGE with a CITRON! WHICH MEANS: LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS! WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!!
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When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.
