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      I dunno, is that long enough?

      Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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        You can add in all the other stupid rich billionaires while you're at it.

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        • metostopholes@midwest.socialM [email protected]

          I dunno, is that long enough?

          Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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          Might as well round it up to 4 to account for inflation.

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            I dunno, is that long enough?

            Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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            One year = 8,766 hours
            33.88 x 10^9 / 8,766 = 3,865,551 Years
            And I bet he spends another million years complaining about how unfair it is.

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              You can add in all the other stupid rich billionaires while you're at it.

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              One at a time.

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                One at a time.

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                Homie, it's 2025, everything runs in parallel these days..

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                • metostopholes@midwest.socialM [email protected]

                  I dunno, is that long enough?

                  Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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                  you can be rich like him if you work hard

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                    I'm not religious, but the bible clearly states that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich person to get into heaven.
                    There's debate about the "eye of the needle" being simple metaphor or whether it was an actual, but very tiny, gate to the city of Jerusalem. Regardless, the idea stands.

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                      when. when he dies.

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                      • metostopholes@midwest.socialM [email protected]

                        I dunno, is that long enough?

                        Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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                        He should have to pay rent the whole time too.

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                          His value or worth is far more than what he 'has'.
                          I'm all for lowering min. wage. Competition in the work force should be a thing and parasitic unions should be ended.

                          Bezos paying min is far from the worst thing he's done. Copying a product and underselling (at a loss) to put companies out of business for example. He should have to reimburse in this life, as there is no other.

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                          • metostopholes@midwest.socialM [email protected]

                            I dunno, is that long enough?

                            Edit: Only 3.865 million years

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                            No, he can't spend all of his income paying down the debt.

                            He has to pay rent, medical bills, pay for his car and insurance before he can begin to repay his debt.

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                              "If"?

                              I always smile when someone starts a question about death with the word "if"

                              It's never a question of 'if' we die or when someone dies ..... it's a question of 'when'

                              Death .... it's the great equalizer for all of humanity, no matter how smart, dumb, young, old, rich, poor, intelligent, stupid, educated, illiterate you are, we always end up in the same place where we started .... the deep dark eternal sleep.

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                                Why wait till he's dead?

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                                  "If"?

                                  I always smile when someone starts a question about death with the word "if"

                                  It's never a question of 'if' we die or when someone dies ..... it's a question of 'when'

                                  Death .... it's the great equalizer for all of humanity, no matter how smart, dumb, young, old, rich, poor, intelligent, stupid, educated, illiterate you are, we always end up in the same place where we started .... the deep dark eternal sleep.

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                                  Good point! Correct!

                                  Old version:

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                                    you can be rich like him if you work hard

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                                    Haha good one

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                                      Lately I felt that the concept of hell wasn't really in my mind until I spent time on the US dominated internet.

                                      Hell doesn't exist, I don't like it being thought of as punishment. He'll be dead when he's dead. Nothing more.

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                                        He also has to pee on a bottle and then drink from it in a loop

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                                          He should have to pay rent the whole time too.

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                                          And taxes.

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