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Don't ...DON'T Do It!

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      The app is emotionless, she can't hurt you!

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        You know what, as long as its a once in a while thing. Dont sweat it. Judgy calorie counting apps can suck it. You do you!

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          Happy birthday!!

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            Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.

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              Happy birthday!!

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              Yea...my....birthday cake let's go with that lmao

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                That's the point where you just accept defeat and don't enter your calories for that day, telling yourself you'll somehow make up for it by not eating anything for the next 72 hours

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                  Yea...my....birthday cake let's go with that lmao

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                  It's always somebody's birthday somewhere.

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                    Yea...my....birthday cake let's go with that lmao

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                    If it's no one's birthday, it's just a cake...

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                      Jail for you.

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                        Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.

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                          You know what, as long as its a once in a while thing. Dont sweat it. Judgy calorie counting apps can suck it. You do you!

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                          Dont sweat it.

                          Terrible advice

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                            "I know what I have to do"

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                              Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.

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                              The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

                              Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

                              You: fuck it. Birthday binge.


                              I've been there and learned.

                              Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

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                                The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

                                Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

                                You: fuck it. Birthday binge.


                                I've been there and learned.

                                Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

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                                Is cake still good after freezing

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                                  Is cake still good after freezing

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                                  Damn straight it is. Every cake I've frozen has been fine 3 months later. I usually try and do a slice a week. Gone within 2 months.

                                  Most cakes freeze quite well and can stay fresh-tasting from the freezer for up to a year (hence the wedding cake tradition!), though they’re usually best within three to four months of freezing.

                                  How long does cake last in the fridge?

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                                    The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

                                    Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

                                    You: fuck it. Birthday binge.


                                    I've been there and learned.

                                    Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

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                                    You're telling me one slice contains the energy of 1kg of fat? What kind of monstrous cake was that?!

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                                      "I know what I have to do"

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                                      "but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it ...maybe another slice of birthday cake will give me the energy I need!??!”

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                                        The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

                                        Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

                                        You: fuck it. Birthday binge.


                                        I've been there and learned.

                                        Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

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                                        not sure what kind of fatty icing sugar monstrosity you've been eating, but 8.8kcal per slice is beyond absurd and no wonder you've had to adjust your lifestyle.

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                                          Damn straight it is. Every cake I've frozen has been fine 3 months later. I usually try and do a slice a week. Gone within 2 months.

                                          Most cakes freeze quite well and can stay fresh-tasting from the freezer for up to a year (hence the wedding cake tradition!), though they’re usually best within three to four months of freezing.

                                          How long does cake last in the fridge?

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                                          Do you eat it straight from the freezer or does it have to thaw out in the fridge first?

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