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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • 8 bit rule

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    Wish 1: Wish for the numeric rule to operate in 64-bit unsigned integer space. Wish 2: wish for 0 wishes. Wish 3: Wish for minus 1 Wish. Result: now be left with 1.8446744073709551616*10^19 Wishes.
  • uh oh, what was that sound

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    Interesting, it never occurred to me that that might be the case. What other methods are there (besides the obvious resistive heating), and is there some way to check what method my AC uses? I still would assume all new AC units here function as heat pumps, isn't it just the cheapest solution to manufacture? Keep in mind that it never goes below freezing so there's no need to deal with frost and ice.
  • Literally nobody surely?

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    I pay a lot more for a large coffee at a brand store (Starbucks, Costa,...) than I do for a pint at my local bar. Alcohol is fairly inexpensive here. People need to live, somehow.
  • Diarrhehe

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    Same tbf
  • Apple

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    I use iPhones for myself and the family because they just work. I don’t shell out for the latest models, this as-new iPhone 12 I’m on now works just fine. I use Linux for everything else but my requirements for a phone are totally different to what I need from a PC. I don’t need freedom or the ability to tinker or hack it. I need my phone to operate as a reliable appliance and a mobile wallet, so I appreciate features like Apple wallet and Face ID. Other people’s requirements might differ but I think it is just a case of horses for courses. But don’t get me started on all the advanced features of the iPhone that are hidden so well behind the pretty ui most people will never ever realise they exist..
  • The WWIII for movie theater janitors

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    1 time? No big deal. 2 times? Sure, that's my job. The whole month, every single show? Even the tough guy with the strongest will would think about quitting. But sure, the boss is making big buck.
  • This changes everything!

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    Europeans aren't native to Europe either.
  • To The Root Cellar With You

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    I have taters in the ground now, just planted. Here's hoping I get 10x potatoes. I don't know what I'll do with all of them though.
  • It don't take me that long...

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    This story is reflected in the Book of the Ice trilogy by Mark Lawrence, specifically the last book; I thought the perspective of the Arctic characters interesting, but exaggerated. Though I sympathize with those in that position, it's good to know the book didn't lie.
  • Another Tea meme

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    https://reddthat.com/comment/20494109
  • Didn't want to inconvenience anyone

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    I didn't even notice until I got the replies about it. It has to be the weird autocorrect dictionary on FUTO keyboard. I switched to this from Gboard not that long ago, and it wants to do even weirder shit to change what I actually typed even more than Google's. ‍ Long pressing the percent sign on FUTO doesn't even have the one that ended up in my comment like Gboard does. ‍️
  • The ol' Uno Reverse

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    Fuck your demand for an apology, how about that? If you had a brain you'd see that my response was saying that if she posted all her nudes with "my boyfriend was going to post this as revenge porn" without any evidence, her boyfriend likely could sue her for defamation as you can't just go claim shit like that. IF I misread, that doesn't mean misogeny, it means I need to read better. But of course, you being you, you could only go right ahead and screech misogeny because that what you like to do in life Now, I will pwomise I will not dwo this again, if I lick your asshole, will you pwease fowgiwe me? Yeah I'm rude, but at least I'm not a condescending bitch like you
  • Humanity

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    Lords of the Middle Dark Rings of the Master
  • Then they will ask why nobody wants to use their payment cards

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    It's not a scam requires a huge Wikipedia <citation needed> I'm not saying it's great, it's shit, but at least it's not as evil as visa or MasterCard
  • He's going to Rock her world

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    It's none of our business
  • that's it

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    [image: b2dc2fa7-5c57-4492-8f45-839277aee432.jpeg]
  • Creative Title

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    Hoover? The vacuum guy?
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    You have to watch the movie Jarhead .
  • What the bird doin'

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    Regarding point 1, QI once mentioned this. I tried to find it on YouTube but couldn't. Basically they said that even for humans, pulling the pin out with your teeth isn't really feasible, it requires too much force and your teeth/jaw can't handle it.
  • Scrolling in hospital

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    When the ad is about this topic that you just talk out. loud with a friend 5 minutes ago.