I don't think Jeffery Epstein was a functioning member of society. /s

a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it's ridiculous

“Do you mind if I include this in my book?”

I'm sorry if that sounded dismissive, I wanted to convey that horror stories are always overrepresented, not that there aren't valid ones.

You can be drop-dead hungry. Just look at Gaza.

That's the point. Companies want a free lunch instead of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps and training new employees "bUt WhAt iF tHeY jUsT uSe mY cOmPaNy FoR tRaInInG tHeN gO wOrK sOmEwHeRe ElSe" sounds like the free market at work, shoulda made your company a better place to sell their labor, idiot!

I like spending time with my friends when I am in the mood to socialize. I want to be able to opt in to hanging out. Needing to improv a conversation outside my "office hours" is frustrating.

Also sings better than Milli Vanilli

I sure hope you want a picture of a god dang hot dog

:.|:;

PS. I am rarely touched by the death of strangers, even if they entertained me. This gesture touched me as someone who has often complained about common culture being "private property". I don't begrudge any creator their money, but they need to accept that at some point, their work also belongs to the fans who made it theirs. It's crazy, how long and far the fame of some black and white musical comedian spreads. Thank you, Tom Lehrer, for everything.

[image: Easnasir-jpg.webp] You can have copper instead.

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Whenever the cats that have been in my life are doing dangerous stuff like that I hiss at them and chase them off. It's very effective at getting them to stop trying to kill themselves and it doesn't seem to upset them longterm

Sewer Rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know 'cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucka

You've activated my trap card! Read the book 14 times or so, and it's not a long read. Finally feel I've caught most of the thing. Caveat: I'm not that bright. Here's another taste to whet your appetite: “I brought her flowers one dusky Tuesday evening when the light was perfect. I pointed out the irony of that romantic old tradition— the severed genitalia of another species, offered as a pre-copulatory bribe—and then I recited my story just as we were about to fuck. To this day, I still don't know what went wrong.” (The character quoted had half his brain dug out as a child, some sort of viral epilepsy, replaced with some sort of electronics. He's basically hyper-autistic. He's also the unreliable narrator.) Blindsight is hard science fiction. The spaceship captain is a vampire, an obligate carnivore from the Pleistocene era, our ancient enemy. Yes, it works.

I was mostly referencing the latter but yeah