Worms don’t eat dirt. They eat detritus and poop dirt.

Genuinely curious - what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

by doing this you become the worm.

chicken now try to eat you

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become solar panel

A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt

I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.

You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

No they're more like carrion eaters.

Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.